when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
i wanted to write something obscene on my buttcheek because no one would see it but i know that if i did that i would either get pantsed or have a doctors appointment or something would happen and my butt would be showing and i wouldnt have time to explain why it said “Ratshit Batshit dirty old cunt” on my buttcheeks
First gay marriage now this?
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
getting a boner before marriage is a sin